Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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