just come out here and I will go home with you...
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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