i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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