oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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