is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
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I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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