I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
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Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
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Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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