hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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