i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Small penises have feelings too.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
You need a sexual gate keeper
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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