Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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