can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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