can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
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Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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