idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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