can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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