Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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