For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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