Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
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Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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