I've blown a few things in my day
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
foreskin is a definite game changer
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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