On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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