ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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