Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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