Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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