we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Randomize
