how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
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"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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