my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Success! We fucked roommates!
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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