Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
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I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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