So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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