we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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