He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
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Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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