Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
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So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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