Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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