you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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