Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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