Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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