I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Bring me that man meat
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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