belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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