no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
i believe in u and ur pee
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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