Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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