And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
this is an emotional support booty call
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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