ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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