one might say we're banned from that church
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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