is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
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just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
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I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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