His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
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I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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