I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
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In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
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Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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