dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
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We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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