That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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