i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
She bit a glass in half.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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