They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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