Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
So vagazzling was a success
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Randomize
