I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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