I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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