Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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