No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
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I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
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You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
please don't ironically join a cult
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